My husband got a new beanie kind of recently, and I wore it out the other day. I caught a glimpse of myself in the mirror, and I was like, "Wait. This beanie long as hell."
But it could be longer, honestly. It could be longer and pointier. It would really bring out the coneness of one's own head.
This isn't a beanie. It's a beeeeeeeeeeanie.
-j