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Congratulations On Nothing

An exchange of words. "Are you from Korea?" "I'm from Guam actually." "Oh, Guam. I could tell." "Could you now?" "Yea, I can tell you...

Glow No More - A Highlighter Withdrawal

I think I've developed an allergy to a particular liquid highlighter, and I think that's the universe telling me to cool it with the glow...

Ren and Stimpy and the 8.1 Magnitude Earthquake

I'm a child of the 90's. I love the 90's. (Did you sing that to the tune of that one VH1 tv show? I hope so.) As a child of the 90's, I...

You're So Quiet

I have been told that I am SO QUIET a handful of times. It's true. I'm quiet. I dislike most people when I first meet them. They...

Anekodote 02 - Spider Patrol

Here's a fun test. When you're at home, scream at the top of your lungs and see who comes running to your rescue. The one who responds...

How To Snag A Husband On MSN Messenger

My husband and I recently celebrated our first year of marriage. It’s our first year of wedded bliss, but our twelfth year of dating. Our...