May 27, 2018Anekodote 03 - Falling in LoveWe almost brought home a new kitten from the Seattle Humane Society today. We were smitten with a striped, sleeping baby cat who was...
May 23, 2018Don't Get Closer, Vinegar DancerThis past week I went to a Battle of the Bands type shindig, and one of the acts featured a guy playing a harp while simultaneously...
May 20, 2018"You've Changed"I should really lose some weight, I think to myself, as I make a serving of instant noodles at 2 a.m. The biggest indicator to me that...
May 13, 2018Tigger the TigerWhen I was a preteen, my mom and I somehow got onto the topic of Winnie the Pooh, and I said Tigger's name out loud. She said, "It's...
May 9, 2018I Keep Bleeding, I Keep, Keep BleedingMy husband is home alone, in the shower. He is startled to hear the bathroom door burst open. The cat? No, couldn't be. He pulls the...
May 6, 2018Mermaid AppropriationMermaid Appropriation. I'm getting pretty freaking sick of it. Just because you "like" mermaids, doesn't mean you can disrespect their...