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Magnetic eyelashes are total bullshit. There, I said it. I have sensitive eyes, and eyelash glue makes them water like the condensation on an iced coffee cup on a hot summer's day. To the point where the ugliness of my damp eyeballs far outweighs the cuteness of having long, lush eyelashes that flutter elegantly. I thought I would try out magnetic eyelashes. It sounded like the perfect solution to my watery eye dilemma. So I bought a pair for $13, brought it home, and plopped

I logged in to my account. My computer remembered my username and password. I have multiple variations of the same password to fit the different criteria each web site and app requires. At least one uppercase, who cares how many lowercase, an asterisk, a hashtag, four numeric symbols (not your birth year, obviously!), and one emoji for good measure. So much easier to just have the computer remember it for you. So what if you get hacked? Are you even living in the 21st century

A list of reasons why "A Quiet Place" should have been called "A Stupid Movie." Spoiler ahead. Not that it matters, because if you haven't seen it yet, then you shouldn't ever. 1. You're telling me that in this world ravaged by creatures who hunt by sound that precisely NONE of Jim's family members ever so much as sneezed, farted, coughed, cried aloud whilst having sexual relations (because they did that), chewed something crunchy, snored while sleeping, scratched their balls

It's been really warm here in Washington. 90 degrees warm. This is my element. I hate being cold. I'm a tropical kinda gal. It's just that I'm not as used to warm weather anymore. I did the laundry today, and my clothes were so warm straight out of the dryer that I put my shirt in the fridge for a few minutes. To cool it down. I was like, "Man, this is a good idea. I should do this more often." I forgot that there was grated daikon in the fridge. If you don't know what daikon

Honestly, my whole life is a continuous struggle of wanting cute retro bangs and having a greasy-as-french-fries scalp. Dry shampoo does not have my back. Dry shampoo betrays me on the daily. Why is it so hard to have cute hair? Life is not fair. I suppose I have to resign myself to the fact that my bangs will be cute for 4 hours and then gross for the remainder of the day. It's the price I pay. It's like when Ariel goes to Ursula and sells her beautiful voice for some dumb l

Y'all. What about this? Say WHATEVER you want to say to the people in your life. Get EVERYTHING off your chest. No holds barred. Worried about the consequences? No matter. Just say that it was a social experiment. Am I a genius? You can literally say anything you want under the guise of a social experiment. "Hey, I just wanted to say that the memes that you repost on fb suck ballz." "OMG, like I super don't care about how you think having faith in god will get you through thi