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Jul 29, 2018
Magnetic Eyelashes
Magnetic eyelashes are total bullshit. There, I said it. I have sensitive eyes, and eyelash glue makes them water like the condensation...
Jul 25, 2018
Tell Me Everything
I logged in to my account. My computer remembered my username and password. I have multiple variations of the same password to fit the...


Jul 22, 2018
A Quiet Piece of Trash
A list of reasons why "A Quiet Place" should have been called "A Stupid Movie." Spoiler ahead. Not that it matters, because if you...
Jul 18, 2018
Daikon-Scented
It's been really warm here in Washington. 90 degrees warm. This is my element. I hate being cold. I'm a tropical kinda gal. It's just...


Jul 15, 2018
Shiny (read: greasy) Bangs
Honestly, my whole life is a continuous struggle of wanting cute retro bangs and having a greasy-as-french-fries scalp. Dry shampoo does...
Jul 11, 2018
Social Experiment
Y'all. What about this? Say WHATEVER you want to say to the people in your life. Get EVERYTHING off your chest. No holds barred. Worried...
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