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If "To All The Boys I've Loved Before" was written with an Asian surviving parent: Lara Jean's mom or dad: "You can't have a boyfriend. Pretend or not." Lara Jean: "Well, I guess I'll work on my college applications instead of being mortified about my love letters." The end. -j

Not much I can say. I just really enjoy this gif of Kevin, one of the Backstreet Men, dancing. -j

One time I stepped up to the counter at Chow King to order a garlic chicken lauriat. (Side note: why are these meals called "lauriats"? It makes it sound like these chickens have been honored for having the highest intellectual achievements, like why?) The girl at the counter said, "Hi ma'am. Welcome to Chow King, how can I help you?" And I said, "Hi, can I please have a garlic chicken lauriat to go, thank you." And she straight up laughed at my face. She started cracking up,

Okay, so one time at Nordstrom Rack, my husband gestured at me to get my attention. His eyes were wide. "Babe, behind me. Look, look!" I looked and guess what I saw. I saw a lady speaking loudly on her cell phone, holding her phone with one hand, holding a drink in her other hand, as she used HER TOES to browse the clothing selection before her. She pinched a blouse with her big toe and second toe, pulled it slightly toward her to examine it, then pushed it aside, and again u

I was feeling really stressed out and then realized it was only because I was trying to sing both Brandy and Monica's parts on the 1998 hit single "The Boy Is Mine" as it played on the radio. I'm only one woman. It is not all in me. -j

I love it when I'm in line for Starbucks, and the person behind me stands really close to me. It's like, so sweet that they want to be near me. I might test them to see if they really want to be that near and dear to me by stepping forward just a bit. See how deep their love really is. I really need to know. Cuz we're living in a world of fools, breaking us down, when they all should let us be. If they step closer after I move forward a bit, then I know it's real. This is rea