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Humans have tail bones, but we don't have tails. We used to have tails apparently. In our earliest stages. But we don't anymore. We have...

(She's obviously thinking about how she needs to pee and troubled by the impending hardship.) Petition for all jumpsuits to come with...

I'm not saying that all Prius drivers are bad drivers, but I AM saying that all bad drivers are Prius drivers. If you're not using your...

Can anyone explain to me why a pair of premium womens' active leggings are 90 freaking dollars (or more)? That's just rude. How am I...

You: Banning plastic straws in a minimal effort to save the planet. Thanos, an intellectual: Let's decrease the population by half. Guys,...

That feeling when you've all collectively milked a joke for all its worth, far past its prime, and someone finally says, "Ahh, good...