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“Chloe looks like a dick right now.” "Aww, what a cute little dick.” "Hey, don’t call her a ‘dick.’” “You just called her a ‘dick!’” "No,...

I’m so emotional. Let me just cry my own feelings out, then take a nice, refreshing swim in the ocean of my sadness. Ahhhhhh, come on in,...

We have this running joke that I'm going to burn the house down one day. The number of times I've set off the smoke alarm is too many to...

The ‘10 year challenge’ has been making its rounds around the internet. Here’s mines. Still annoyed at everything, ughhhhhhhh, hate...

This ones for all you boba bae’s out there. Bobe me up, Scotty. Back in my day, boba was $2.95 a pop. Those were simple days. Now, you...

It's a hard knock life for Clo. It's a hard knock life for Clo. Instead of marshmallows, she gets "no's." Instead of donuts, she gets...