Feb 27, 2019Sleepy Girls ClubWe so sleepy. We could sleep all day. "Hey girls, why don't you wake up now?" my husband asks. "Okay, five more minutes," we say....
Feb 24, 2019Ode To ToothlessHow To Train Your Dragon? LOL. More like, How To Make A Grown Woman Cry Over A Make-Believe Friendship Between An Animated Viking Boy And...
Feb 20, 2019Ice CreamMy ice cream's all melted, because I eat it so slowly. How do y'all take so much ice cream per lick? I'm not trying to sound pervy, but...
Feb 17, 2019Ikura BoiIkura boi, how I love thee. Happy was the day thou was borne unto the world. In other words, Happy Birthday to the man I love. May you...
Feb 10, 2019Marshmallow ForecastThe world is a marshmallow. Soft and quiet, sugar snow falls on the trees. Chloe will eat it all. It’s marshmallows, right? No, honey,...