WELCOME TO MOONJELLY

I just have a question about this infinity gauntlet. How does one snap their fingers whilst wearing a metal glove? And again, I maintain that Thanos is the most altruistic villain of all time. We could learn a thing or to two from that ube-cheesecake-looking giant boy. -j

Don't tell a lady what to do. She'll do what she wants when she wants. That includes sitting in a comfy spot on the couch. Perhaps a lady did want to sit there, but she doesn't like being told to do so. So yea, she's super busy right now, being a loaf on the floor. Sorry, maybe later. -j

Easter is just Coachella for eggs. They be wearing glitter. They be painted all scandalous. But what's inside? Nothing. -j

Honor. Family. Blood. House Stinky Butt Jones is proud. And loud. Because breakfast time is coming. And we must prepare for its arrival. And by that, Chloe means, “Please get off the couch, stoping watching HBO, and put food in my bowl. Because if you didn’t kmow, breakfast time is coming. The hour draws nigh. We haven’t time to grumble amongst ourselves, when there is a grumbling growing deep in my belly. There are bigger battles to wage, bigger than me, bigger than you, big

How I feel when I just washed my hair, and my bangs are fluffy and ridiculous. Looks like there's a broom on my head. I'm just missing a handle. -j

I could not care less. There is not a degree to which I could care less, because I am already at maximum not-caring mode. -j