WELCOME TO MOONJELLY

Incubus: It's so much better when seafoam green is in fashion. The little mermaid, as she slowly disintegrates into the shore: Am I a joke to you? -j

I've imagined myself going to a therapist and saying, "Yea, I'd really rather not talk about it." Lol. I'd rather just quietly stew over it myself and never solve my problems. I think I'm doomed, yo. -j

My favorite thing when I wake up in the morning is to find my kitty who is always sleeping in a sunbeam in her own room. She's warm as a hot pocket, and she lets me lie down next to her for a bit. She really soaks up all the sunshine in her fur. The sunbeam is her charging station. And we linger halfway out of dreamland for a bit, until it's time to wake up, and she starts crying for her flaky snacks. And then I have thirty seconds to give her flaky snackz or I'm in big troub

We went to see the lavender fields a few days ago. It was a ten dollar experience. I took off my sandals and frolicked like a real lavender ho. My feet were dirty, but I felt like a proper countryside lady. Like, romantic feels and stuff. It was lovely, but also, it was ten dollars, which would buy me approximately two bobas. Two lavender milk tea bobas. Or two honey lavender ice creams from Molly Moon's. But it's cool, we got to lavender it up in person. We lavendered it up

She's been working, working on her fitness. The worst thing about downward facing dog is feeling my lower belly fats hang down towards mother earth. Like, okay, I'm grounded, but my fats are literally trying to reach the ground, and that doesn't give me peace in my fourth and fifth chakras. Or any of my chakras really. Summer's almost over, and my summer body hasn't arrived yet. Summer body, where you at?! Drowning in ice cream, because of your poor eating decisions, my summe

I want to jump in the ocean and splish splash about. My fins are dehydrating just thinking about how long it's been since I've been in salt water. The Puget Sound is the closest ocean water to me, and I'll be honest with you, I don't really know what a Puget Sound is. What even is a Puget Sound? Some things we may never know. The waves are alive with the sound of puget's. -j