Aug 25, 2019Breath of BabyI bought a bundle of baby's breath from the grocery store the other day. I just thought they looked quite pretty and romantic and wanted...
Aug 21, 2019Trip On A RockSome old guy cut me in line at REI, and I truly hope he trips on a rock during his hike and cuts his leg open. Nothing too serious, just...
Aug 18, 2019Marmot CountryHumans on a trail in Mount Rainier National Park: Oh look, honey, it’s one of them hoary marmots! Hoary Marmot: Umm ok, there’s no need...
Aug 11, 2019StarboyWe went to the aquarium the other day, and I saw a thicc ass starfish. But right underneath that guy was a chill ass starfish. Like, this...