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We contemplated purchasing a beautiful Calathea plant at the nursery the other day. We thought and thought about it. But we decided not to bring it home. Why? Because we have a cactus at home, that we haven’t watered in years. We’re not sure if it’s alive. It’s the same color it’s always been. If we can’t keep a cactus alive, I don’t think we have hope for nourishing a Calathea plant. Which leads us to the question.. is our cactus even alive? And if it is, how is that even po

thou shalt have no other gods before me... Cheeseburger is one of my favorite food groups. I take my cheeseburger straight out of the shower. It's part of my daily ritual. Some glamorous women might enjoy a puff of a cigarette or a glass of wine while they lounge about in their lingerie on the veranda. Me, I don't smoke or drink, so replace the wine with boba and the cigarette with an extra cheesy, extra truffle aioli burger, and I'm a happy lady. Truth be told, I've never be

When I die, I'm going to stay back as a ghost and haunt all the people who didn't say 'thank you' when I held the door open for them. Good luck living in perpetual fear, you ungrateful bastards. -j

Somehow our kitty girl has finessed us into giving her katsuobushi flakies every morning. One day, she decided, this is how it's going to be, and so it is. So it is and ever shall be. Flakies in the morning. Once from dad, and once from mom. She really be out here finessing. -j

La Push, baby. It’s... La Push. That’s an iconic quote from the only Asian character in Twilight. That one Asian guy, you probably remember. La Push was so magical, it made me feel like ... hmm... maybe werewolves are real or whatever. Like, I know it’s a book and all, but you never know. I’m just saying. You never know. There could be werewolves. The view was dramatic, the tide pulled and pushed in multiple directions, jellyfish littered the sand, and we watched a sandpiper

I know that a woh-man should wear whatever she wants. If it makes her feel a-nice, then she ought to wear whatever the heck it is. I believe that. There shouldn't be an age limitation to any one particular style of clothing or hairstyle or makeup choice or shoe height, etc. But I've often wondered to myself. Is there an exception to this? Like, specifically ... the SCRUNCHIE?? Scrunchies came back maybe a year or two ago. They are everywhere. I see them on Pinterest, on Insta