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I'm a cat, duh. Be who you want on Halloween and every day too. That's my motto in life. Just kidding, I'm riddled with worry over what...

I put some toothpaste on a massive pimple I felt coming on before I went to sleep. When I woke up, the toothpaste was gone. I shrugged,...

If a butt jiggles in the jungle, and no one's around to see it, is it just a dream? -j

What is a scarf, but a long blanket exclusively for the neck region? It's starting to get cold, and I'm starting to layer it up. Busted...

When it rains, it freaking pours. Psst... I’m talking about my tears. A good cry feels good, especially when it’s raining outside. When...

I just celebrated my 33rd birthday. I never thought I would be 33 years old. My body has existed for 33 years on this earth. My nipples...