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Oct 30, 2019
Happy Weenies
I'm a cat, duh. Be who you want on Halloween and every day too. That's my motto in life. Just kidding, I'm riddled with worry over what...


Oct 27, 2019
Mount Saint Pimple
I put some toothpaste on a massive pimple I felt coming on before I went to sleep. When I woke up, the toothpaste was gone. I shrugged,...


Oct 23, 2019
Good and Planty
If a butt jiggles in the jungle, and no one's around to see it, is it just a dream? -j


Oct 20, 2019
Body Scarf
What is a scarf, but a long blanket exclusively for the neck region? It's starting to get cold, and I'm starting to layer it up. Busted...


Oct 16, 2019
Sad G i r l s Club
When it rains, it freaking pours. Psst... I’m talking about my tears. A good cry feels good, especially when it’s raining outside. When...


Oct 13, 2019
Oh, Ancient One
I just celebrated my 33rd birthday. I never thought I would be 33 years old. My body has existed for 33 years on this earth. My nipples...
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