WELCOME TO MOONJELLY

Guest post by my talented Mister Husband, who apparently will become a sumo wrestler next year. Check out those big ole tiddies. I mean, glorious. Truly glorious. -j

I think Sara Bareilles put it best when she said, "I never wanted anything so much than to drown in your love." It's precisely how I feel about boba. Like, that's how I want to go out. In a giant pool of milk tea, drinking in that precious, sugary, creamy goodness as boba balls gently caress my body. And then the lights go out. Beautiful. Poetic. The way it should be. Boba Cashier: "That's great. But what would you like to order?" -j

Cute Beanie: "I've bean waiting for you." Me: "Okay, it's *been,* but I'll still take you." Cute Beanie: "Ok, yea, it was like, a PUN?" Me: "Omg, sorry. I've BEAN looking for a beanie like you." Cute Beanie: "Ok, we're off to a rough start here." -j

Y'all. I get so excited when I'm sitting on the couch, and my cat approaches and looks up at me from the ground. She has this face like, "hi mom, can i come up now." Those big, round eyes. She might even ask in meow. And of course, I happily arrange the blanket nicely over me so that she can come and cozy up. She'll hop up and circle about at least three times, until landing in a perfect loaf on my lap. I'll say, "Perfect landing, baby girl." And then I'll announce to my husb

Frickin' freezing out here, Mr. Bigglesworth. -j

Omg look, I think the universe has a message for you. You're doing great, but also, you could use a shower. XOXO, the universe. -j