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Guest post by my talented Mister Husband, who apparently will become a sumo wrestler next year. Check out those big ole tiddies. I mean,...

I think Sara Bareilles put it best when she said, "I never wanted anything so much than to drown in your love." It's precisely how I feel...

Cute Beanie: "I've bean waiting for you." Me: "Okay, it's *been,* but I'll still take you." Cute Beanie: "Ok, yea, it was like, a PUN?"...

Y'all. I get so excited when I'm sitting on the couch, and my cat approaches and looks up at me from the ground. She has this face like,...

Frickin' freezing out here, Mr. Bigglesworth. -j

Omg look, I think the universe has a message for you. You're doing great, but also, you could use a shower. XOXO, the universe. -j