Jan 29, 2020ArghOne time I tried on hoop earrings, and I looked like a pirate. So I took them off. Some girls can look cute in hoop earrings. Me, I look...
Jan 26, 2020Super Don't CareThe other day someone I didn't know was telling me something about someone else I didn't know, and I was like, hold on. I didn't ask, and...
Jan 22, 2020Mermaid's PoseCatchin' some z's in mermaid's pose. Perpetually sleepy mermaid, that's me. Don't worry, just going to hit the snooze button five more...
Jan 19, 2020Somewhere Over In That DirectionWhen you see the rainbow, go over it. Not under it. How does one go over the rainbow? Not sure. But do it. When you get over it, you'll...
Jan 15, 2020Chloe Goes To Jury DutyI survived my first jury duty. I sat sleepily and read a book, in a silent room with tons of people. We watched out the window as the...
Jan 12, 2020MisterWhat chord are you playing? The chord of my heart, obviously. It speaks to me. Majorly. -j