WELCOME TO MOONJELLY

One time I tried on hoop earrings, and I looked like a pirate. So I took them off. Some girls can look cute in hoop earrings. Me, I look like I'm 'bout to plunder. Argh, matey. This isn't my look. -j

The other day someone I didn't know was telling me something about someone else I didn't know, and I was like, hold on. I didn't ask, and I super don't care. Thanks anyway. -j

Catchin' some z's in mermaid's pose. Perpetually sleepy mermaid, that's me. Don't worry, just going to hit the snooze button five more times, and then I'll be good to go. -j

When you see the rainbow, go over it. Not under it. How does one go over the rainbow? Not sure. But do it. When you get over it, you'll understand the need to go *over* versus *under.* Go all the way past it, then when it's all the way behind you, keep going for a little bit more. If another rainbow appears, repeat the process. Once you reach the end, you'll have an idea for far you've come. Only then will you unlock the treasure. No one knows what the treasure is. Either nob

I survived my first jury duty. I sat sleepily and read a book, in a silent room with tons of people. We watched out the window as the snow fell from the sky. An older lady sitting next to me took her shoes off and sucked on a lollipop and asked another gentlemen what was going on every time they made an announcement. I thought, this lady can't serve as a juror. She doesn't seem to understand English very well. I thought, you know who else couldn't serve as a juror? My cat. I

What chord are you playing? The chord of my heart, obviously. It speaks to me. Majorly. -j