WELCOME TO MOONJELLY

No pants club. -j

In this time of uncertainty, my morning cup of coffee offers me a rainbow moment. Medium roast, a splash of oatmilk, warm and creamy, a bit of peace as we quarantine it up. Quarantine coffee queen. -j

I've noticed a lot of Christian posts about COVID-19 lately. Posts about how god is in control, how if we call upon him, he will heal the land, how we must have faith that he will protect you and your loved ones. It blows my mind. Bro, if god was listening and if he had the power and if he was willing, he'd have rid the world of this virus already. Hate to break it to you, but he ain't listening. He ain't listening, cuz he ain't real. Soweeeeee. All's we can do is wash our ha

On the third day of COVID-19 quarantine: My hair is greasy. I've been wearing the same shirt for the past few days. The cat is tired of me. Netflix, babe, do you even have to ask? Yes, obviously. Please play the next episode. How's about another cup of coffee... -j

"I want to cut my hair short like this, but I feel like I need to lose 10 pounds first," she said as she sipped on her espresso frappuccino with whipped cream. A few weeks ago, on my cheat day, I wanted my dream drink from Starbucks. The espresso frappuccino with whipped cream added. I ordered it at the Target Starbucks. When the barista handed it to me, I took a sip and knew immediately... something was not right. So I went back and apologetically explained that I thought pe

The sun came out the other day, and everyone was out at the lake. Everyone and their mom was there, trying to find a parking spot. The wind swept across the water and blew over me, and it was cold as hell. So spring is not quite here yet. We're almost there. We got the sunshine, but oh boy, when that wind hits you, it's chilly city, baby. We are all patiently awaiting more sunny days. We all need that D. That sunny D. -j