Oct 28, 2020Kitty, The Bath Bomb LifeguardShe jumps off the toilet and slowly walks out of the bathroom, looking back at me once more to make super sure that I won’t die in the tub.
Oct 25, 2020Halloween Costumes In The Time Of 2020“And what are you even? A bee?” “I’m a murder hornet, DUH.”
Oct 21, 2020Actually That's My MoleOne time during a job interview, the interviewer took a look at my face and said matter-of-factly, "We don't allow nose rings." I said,...
Oct 18, 2020It's Ok To Be A Little Not OkLast night, as my husband and I were going over our grocery list for the next day, I heard an aggressive cough coming from my cat who was...
Oct 14, 2020Haunting Of Boring ManorThe Haunting Of Bly Manor was my choice of rainy day birthday binge. I had high hopes for this show, as the previous season, The Haunting...
Oct 7, 2020Skincare For Premature Wrinkling Due To White House ShenanigansFirst they take away the Mexican Pizza. Then Trump gets COVID. The departure of the Mexican Pizza. Fine, I can handle it. It’s not as...