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She jumps off the toilet and slowly walks out of the bathroom, looking back at me once more to make super sure that I won’t die in the tub.

“And what are you even? A bee?” “I’m a murder hornet, DUH.”

One time during a job interview, the interviewer took a look at my face and said matter-of-factly, "We don't allow nose rings." I said, "That's a mole." And I was more embarrassed for her than I was for myself. I wish I had a nose ring, though. I think I'd look way cute. -j

Last night, as my husband and I were going over our grocery list for the next day, I heard an aggressive cough coming from my cat who was lounging on the couch behind me. I turned around to face her, and she was an angry boy. She makes this noise, which is not really a hiss, but more of a QUOFF-kind of sound. It basically means, "Fight me, Bitch," and I think it's pretty adorable. Her tail was fidgeting, which meant she was agitated. But at what? There was simply no reason fo

The Haunting Of Bly Manor was my choice of rainy day birthday binge. I had high hopes for this show, as the previous season, The Haunting Of Hill House, was one of my all-time favorite things I had seen last year. It really stuck with me. Like, actually it haunted me. How beautifully sad the story was. I've re-watched several episodes just to feel something. Bent Neck Lady is my girl. Bly Manor, more like Boring Manor. Bly Manor, more like Blimey! This manor is terrible. The

First they take away the Mexican Pizza. Then Trump gets COVID. The departure of the Mexican Pizza. Fine, I can handle it. It’s not as though Taco Bell brings me joy, anyway. Trump getting COVID. I‘ll be perfectly honest. I can handle that too. I’m not saying that he deserves to be ill. Just that it was not surprising news. We can say that much. He downplayed the severity of the virus since its arrival in the U.S.. He huffs at the mere notion of science. Science? Man, get that