Bullshit Black Friday Deals
Oh my goodness, golly, we sent you ten e-mails, but you still almost missed our Black Friday sale.
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Nov 25, 2020
If 2020 Doesn’t End With Alien Contact, I’m Gonna Be Pissed
I only want aliens now. If 2020 is going to end in a month, I NEED ALIENS.
Nov 22, 2020
30-Something Year Old Has To Lie Down To Alleviate Pain From Sleeping Too Hard
Oh no. She rolled in a slightly weird way to check her phone, and now her whole body is done for.
Nov 18, 2020
I Waited 2 Months For My New Drivers License, And All I Got Was My New Drivers License
After two months and several phone calls, I finally have a valid driver’s license again, but my photo is all blurry. If someone were to...
Nov 15, 2020
No thanks, I Do Not Want A Pair Of Mesh Crotchless Panties.
Or do I? The fact that they’re 50 percent off does nothing for me. I’m not interested. Maybe I clicked on the ad one time out of sheer...
Nov 11, 2020
Operation Christmas Drop’s CGI Gecko
And also, the used hairbrush. Last week, Netflix dropped Operation Christmas Drop, a Hallmarkmoviechannel-esque rom com set and filmed on...
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