WELCOME TO MOONJELLY

So don’t get too excited, but I matched with a new year- 2021. Seems very promising, and I really want things to work out.

Tooth gaps are cute as hell. Elijah Wood? Tooth gap. Lily Aldridge? Tooth gap. Spongebob Squarepants? Tooth gap. Case closed. They are cute.

Man, put some respect on that spider’s name! (Not sure what his name is.)

I don't think I pass the preliminary vibe check to shave my head, because I'm riddled with self doubt. To be hot one must know thy hotness.

My minimalist nativity set is the most minimalist of all. In fact, you might argue that it’s barely even there.

I'm a thnake. In the early 2000's, Mariah Carey told the world that Guam is overrun with brown tree snakes. That they fall out of trees and stuff. I remember hearing the hubbub and thinking it was funny. Brown tree snakes everywhere! We're drowning in them. Yea right, I had seen like, one snake in all of my life. This is the story of my midnight brown tree snake encounter. One night when I was eleven years old, I was roused from my slumber by a cold slithering against my bare