I Want My Eyebrows To Be So Fluffy & Feathery That I Fly Far, Far Awayyyy
Dear brow wax, make me a bird, so I can fly. Fly far, far away.
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Jul 25, 2021
How I Quieted The Voice Of Doubt In My Head By Listening To A 24-Hour-Long Video Of Blues Dog
From “You’ll never be published in McSweeney’s” to “AWOOO”
Jul 21, 2021
Literally The Best Thing About Working From Home Is Being Able To Do An After-Coffee Poo Whenever
It’s honestly so cool to honor your body in this way.
Jul 18, 2021
’90s Antennae Hairstyle Back to Remind You of Just How Uncool You Were in the ‘90s
You can run, but you cannot hide behind these thin, face-framing tendrils of hair
Jul 14, 2021
There Are No Asians In The Upper East Side
This is a true fact I have garnered from the Gossip Girl reboot
Jul 11, 2021
My Old Phone Just Made A Dramatic Video Showcasing All Of The Hamburger Steaks I Ate In Okinawa
You have a new memory: “Slideshow of many, many hamburger steaks”
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