Oct 21, 2018So Healthy, So HappyWeighing myself after a particularly indulgent cheat day and seeing that I’ve lost precisely one pound— Ooh, go me. Looks like I’m on the...
Oct 17, 2018Corn Maze GhostIt'd be so sad if you paid $10 to navigate the Halloween corn maze, and you never make it out. That's a waste of $10. They'd find your...
Oct 14, 2018Birthday Butt LoafI woke up on my 32nd birthday with a dreadfully heavy feeling in my chest. It was so heavy that it woke me up. It brought me out of my...