Get Thee Behind Me, E. Coli


Strolling through the grocery store, my husband asks, "Do you want to get some salad for lunch?"

"That sounds good. Oh, but wait-- E. Coli..."

"Oh yea, forgot about that."

"It's just romaine lettuce though."

An infinitesimal pause, and we walk right on past the produce aisle.

"Too bad. Guess we gotta eat some cheeseburgers instead."

"With no lettuce."

"No veggies, just to be safe."

"Extra bacon."

"It's just a health precaution."

"We're so health."

"We are SO health."

-j

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