Honestly, my whole life is a continuous struggle of wanting cute retro bangs and having a greasy-as-french-fries scalp. Dry shampoo does not have my back. Dry shampoo betrays me on the daily. Why is it so hard to have cute hair? Life is not fair. I suppose I have to resign myself to the fact that my bangs will be cute for 4 hours and then gross for the remainder of the day. It's the price I pay. It's like when Ariel goes to Ursula and sells her beautiful voice for some dumb legs, but in my case, I sell my cute bangs for oily bangs. Maybe that's not the best analogy. It's a win-lose situation. Let's leave it at that.