I want to get a manicure, but I also don't want the technician to ask me if I want an eyebrow wax.
Don't try to change me. I love myself the way I am.
Except, please do change the sorry state of my nails. The shape of them. The ragged cuticles. See how the polish is chipped and worn. Let's do something about that. That part of me.
But not my eyebrows. I'm going for the bushy look right now. The Cara look. The Lily look.
Are you sure you don't want an eyebrow wax? Make nice?
They might insist.
But I'm good, I'll say.
Okay, have it your way, you overgrown eyebrow betch. The nail filing starts to get more aggressive.
So I guess I'll just do my own nails this week.
-j
