It's Halloweenies, and my cat volunteered to answer the door for trick or treaters. But instead of offering them candy and complimenting their costumes, she'll just scratch them. Her nails are mighty sharp, as we haven't trimmed them in a few months. She could give them candy, but all she has are knockoff almond roca's. And by that I mean, little logs of cat poo rolled in kitty litter. Probably no one wants that.
Trick or treat!
Chloe answers the door. Hello. I only got tricks here. Scritch. A scritch for you. And a scritch for you. Good night, spooky children.