I see eagles all the time. I might get into a car accident one day. My eyes are on the sky above me. If I rear end someone, you'll know it's not my fault. It's the eagle up there. Take responsibility for your actions, eagle. Thank you. Everyone's jealous that I see eagles all the time. But I can't help it. You can be mad if you want to, but the eagles love me. America. Freedom. Precision hunting. I'm all about that lifestyle.
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