Going to see the Christmas lights on a day that has a high wind advisory...
"Oh, look at these lights. They're shaped like a flamingo."
"Cool."
"It's damn cold."
"Yea. Oh, look, there's a Christmas slug over there. He's leaving a trail of Christmas slime."
"Cool."
"Yea."
....
"It's really freaking cold."
"Oh look, more lights."
"Cute."
"Cute."
"Let's get some cold stone and go home now."
"Let's go home and door dash some cold stone."
"Now you're talking, baby."
-j
