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Ikura Boi

Ikura boi, how I love thee. Happy was the day thou was borne unto the world.

In other words, Happy Birthday to the man I love. May you partake in many more thousands of ikura in your lifetime. I never thought I’d have a 34 year old man grabbing my booty, but here we are, at a 34 year old crossroad. I love you so much, thanks for always making me laugh, for taking care of me and Chloe, and for loving us like only a 34 year old man could. I’m glad you’re still alive— you’re my favorite husband so far.

It’s been a good run, baby.

*Pretends to die*

Jk. Love you bye.

Chloe says, ‘Hapi Bee day. You owe me flakies, since it’s your birthday.’


thank you, love you, xoxo ✨

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