I'm growing a massive pimple in the space between my nose and upper lip the day before a special wedding day. I've felt it swell in its power throughout the night. I started work with a hint of a blemish, and now, at the end of the day, it's a full-blown mini mountain of skin bacteria. It's its own entity.
But is my pimple invited to the wedding? Wedding etiquette is so nuanced-- is it rude to bring an uninvited guest to the wedding? It is rude, isn't it?
Plus one pimple.