thou
shalt
have
no
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Cheeseburger is one of my favorite food groups. I take my cheeseburger straight out of the shower. It's part of my daily ritual.
Some glamorous women might enjoy a puff of a cigarette or a glass of wine while they lounge about in their lingerie on the veranda. Me, I don't smoke or drink, so replace the wine with boba and the cigarette with an extra cheesy, extra truffle aioli burger, and I'm a happy lady.
Truth be told, I've never been so lucky to eat a cheeseburger whilst wearing cute underwear and a towel wrapped around my hair. I can tell you that it sounds like a whole mood. A whole cheeseburger mood, and I'm freaking DOWN FOR IT.
-j
