What is a scarf, but a long blanket exclusively for the neck region?
It's starting to get cold, and I'm starting to layer it up. Busted out my heat-tech shirts and stuff. But what I really need is a giant ass scarf to wrap my whole body up in. I need a body scarf. So like, basically, a blanket?
The rest of my body parts are like, ummm, can we get in on that scarf action, bro. We, too, are chilly.
Yea, I need a wearable blanket to spend the rest of fall and winter in. I suffer from always-cold syndrome. I must be... the most coldestttt girl... in the world.