I put some toothpaste on a massive pimple I felt coming on before I went to sleep. When I woke up, the toothpaste was gone. I shrugged, "Huh, that's weird." I found the toothpaste later on, a dried up ball of toothpaste, in my BELLY BUTTON. How?
Anyways, this pimple is volcanic. Mount Saint Helens who? My pimple trumps all.
My pimple is under my nose. But excuse me, my eyes are up here.
-j
