
The magical thing about red lipstick is that you can be dressed like a hobo, and people will still be like, "Wow, love the lip colour, you're so put together." But literally, you're dressed in a potato sack like an evil witch in disguise, trying to get your diablerie on.
Henlo, would you like to take a bite out of this mystical ass apple? It be mystical af.
-j