I used to have a little, now I have a lot. No matter where I go, I know where I came from...
Maybe this is the dumbest thing I’ve ever drawn, or maybe it’s the most brilliant. Last week was the Super Bowl, and while everyone was talking about how sexy or perhaps too sexy J. Lope and She-ra were, I thought how the show wasn’t nearly sexy enough.
Yes, they’re both beautiful women, but were they dancing on the straw of a boba drink? The answer is a resounding NO.
And there you have it— the answer to what America wants. What could unite these great states of America? Besides sexiness? Well, how about SEXINESS ULTIMATE, a sexy ass lady dancing on a boba straw.
Pepsi halftime show was so 2020. I’ll be here, looking forward to the Boba halftime show 2021. We in the future now, baby.
-j
