Bible verses to get you in the mood.
I don't know about you ladies, but if someone ever told me that my navel is a rounded bowl that never lacks mixed wine, I'd be like, "Wait, are you saying that I have a weirdly deep belly button?"
Song of Solomon absolutely sounds like it was written by a 40 year old virgin.
"Yea man, I've seen boobs. I totally have. They're like, ... a cluster of, ... grapes! They're like a cluster of grapes. Super hot, yea."
-j
