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Clusters of Grapes

Bible verses to get you in the mood.

I don't know about you ladies, but if someone ever told me that my navel is a rounded bowl that never lacks mixed wine, I'd be like, "Wait, are you saying that I have a weirdly deep belly button?"

Song of Solomon absolutely sounds like it was written by a 40 year old virgin.


"Yea man, I've seen boobs. I totally have. They're like, ... a cluster of, ... grapes! They're like a cluster of grapes. Super hot, yea."

-j

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