It’s sometimes difficult to make the distinction.
If you saw me out and about during the cold weather months, it would be easy to come to the conclusion that I am a fashion influencer. You might even approach me to ask, “Hey, are you insta-famous? You look a little familiar.”
I would chuckle. “Ha ha, I get that a lot. Actually, I’m just wearing a Free People Dolman Quilted Jacket!” I gesture to my outerwear situation.
“Oh my goodness,” you would say. “Silly me, you’re right! It’s just that jacket. The one that every other girl has.”
“Guilty,” I say in feigned embarrassment as I toss my hair over my shoulder.
“Sorry, I should have known you’re not a fashion influencer.”
”Honestly. It’s a SUPER easy mistake to make.“
”Like, you probably don’t even have more than 300 followers.”
”Okay, well, numbers don’t mean everything.”
“And you probably haven’t influenced anyone to wear a single thing.”
”Alright, I think it’s time for you to go.”
Dear reader, you might assume that I regret asking for the Free People Dolman Quilted Jacket as a Christmas present last year, but you’d be dead wrong. It’s the warmest, coziest, cutest piece of outerwear I own, and I AM NOT ASHAMED. I’M WARM, AND I’M NEVER TAKING IT OFF.
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