Bro, It’s Freaking Hot As Balls

Very hot balls that just came out of the oven and haven’t had a chance to cool yet.

Washington is in a heat wave right now. We’re all melting just a little. But don’t worry, we’re collecting all of our melted bits in buckets, and once temperatures resume to safer numbers, we’ll mush all of our flesh drops back onto our bodies. It should be fine.


111 degrees.


I have an ice cube in my bra, and I have a pulsing headache, and a chunk of my lip just dripped off.


I’m sure I’ll be fine.

thank you, love you, xoxo ✨

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