Brachs, I'll write for you.
If I ever got a job as a copywriter for Brach's conversation heart candy department, these are the messages I would pitch.
- LET'S GET BOBA
- I'LL SHOW U MY TITTIES
- BONE TOWN
- HEY LOOK A RAINBOW DO ME ON IT
- CUTE NIPS
- ORDER PIZZA
- SWEET DICK BRO
- GUNDAM & CHILL
- BREAK OUR VOWS TOGETHER
- SEND NOODZ
- 69 LOL
- DONT SAY I NEVER DID NOTHIN FOR YA
- SWEET KISS OF BREATH LIFE
- DAMN SHAWTY OK
- SIDE HUG
- POUR SOME BOBA ON ME
- BOOM BOOM BOOM EVERYBODY SAY WEHO
- I WONDER WHAT'S INSIDE YOUR BUTTHOLE
- WHAT'S INSIDE YOUR BUTTHOLE I ALWAYS WANNA KNOW
Some of these are long. I can work on cutting them down. As you can see, they are premium conversation heart material, so you're welcome. Hire me.
Happy Valentine's Day! Here in Washington, we were treated to a snow weekend, so my love and I will be watching the silent snow drift and swirl outside, while we cozy up to enjoy To All The Boys, Always And Forever. Just kidding, we already saw it. I made him watch it with me. We'll probably have a snowball fight and then have a "Top 10 Scary Movies With Surprise Endings" YouTube video marathon. Happy boning, everyone!
If you're looking for more, please check out my Valentine's day proposition published (and curated!) on Muddyum.