Watching the political analysts change the colors on the magical electoral map touch screen in every possible scenario is turning the dial way up on my anxiety setting. An entire day dedicated to the uncertainty of a presidential election is high key exhausting. Why do I have tears in my eyes as I watch the news? I could follow every detail of every update on every county in every swing state, but I ALSO could curl up in a ball on the floor and rock back and forth like an upside down armadillo. I don't need to be strung along on this roller coaster ride of emotion. I just need to know the result when it is finalized. In the meantime, pour me a stiff glass of boba so I can chill tf out.