It’s honestly so cool to honor your body in this way.
I crave coffee in the morning, but two sips into that steamy liquid caffeine, my bowels are like, “Hey, top of the morning, to ya!” I’m pretty introverted, so of course that means I hold everything in until I feel comfortable.
There are a lot of benefits to working from home, including: zero commute, stretchy pants, accessibility to cat nose to give kisses throughout the day. But the best and brightest of these is the ability to do one’s after-coffee poo at leisure. No judgment from co-workers. No “Didn’t you just get here?” No quietly sitting in a stall until the bathroom empties.
It’s just drop and go!
I love that for my shy little bumhole. What’s more— without that “backed up” feeling, productivity increases at least ten percent. That’s what we call a “work win.”
Maybe the world‘s offices will begin reopening, but I think we all should consider this very important reason to keep working remotely. After-coffee poos whenever!
Oh, and also, the variant. Fuck. Yea, the variant too. Let’s keep staying home, guys.