It would be fun
Ever have one of those days where you just want to be small and live under a shiny lavender mushroom? Me too.
I see these clusters of perfect gumdrop-shaped mushrooms, and I think it’s honestly a crying shame that none of us can fit under them to take advantage of their beauty. What I wouldn’t give to be tiny enough to call a mushroom cluster my home. Each mushroom can have its own designated purpose— living, dining, reading, bedding, conjuring up semi-harmless spells against my enemies, you know— normal stuff.
And if you ran out of food, you could jump up and take a bite out of your ceiling. Depending on what kind of mushroom home you have, you might also trip balls and how fun would that be?
It’s honestly just too bad. It’s stuff like this that makes me wonder, why are humans so large? And also, why are mushrooms (the cute kinds) so small? Something is not adding up here.