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Me: "Oh hi, could I please have a side of croutons?" Panera Boy: "WE'RE OUT OF CROUTONS." Me: "Oh, no worries, thanks." [Sorry for...

It's cold. Temperatures are dropping, and it's getting nipply out here, folks. And by nipply, I mean, NIPPLY. I don't even want to...

I had the worst period cramps of my life two nights ago. I put my half-eaten dinner away and rolled into a ball on the couch, burrowed...

You guys would not believe what just happened. I met a mermaid. She was super cranky, but it was still a really cool experience. She was...

"Man, it's been a crazy week," she sighs. She reaches into her coat pocket and pulls out a flask. She opens it, takes a swig. "Okay,...

I just have one pregunta for you-- Do I look stupid in this hat? -j