Jan 27, 2021Confession: I Listen To ASMR, But I Swear I'm Not a WeirdoThese audio and visual triggers really help people achieve zen in this fast-paced, hyper-stimulating, icecap-melting world, and that's dope.
Jan 24, 2021Eye Bags Are In Now, Apparently ”You look tired,” - a man. ”That’s just my normal face,” - a woman, sans under-eye concealer.
Jan 20, 2021It’s Just Too Little, Too Late When I see these backpedaling politicians suddenly find their balls and say, “Actually, I found my balls, and I denounce this man..."
Jan 13, 2021Lamenting The Fact That I Can’t Be Small And Live Under A MushroomEver have one of those days where you just want to be small and live under a shiny lavender mushroom? Me too.