Apr 8, 2018Every Funeral Has Its Thorn We heard it before we saw it. The bass-like, rumbling rhythm of a helicopter blade beating against the wind.
Apr 4, 2018I Was BuggedThis morning as I lay in bed scrolling through instagram, I felt an itch in my right ear. I scratched, and it went away, so I continued...
Apr 1, 2018If Girls Awarded Their Partners With Points A La HogwartsMy cat sniffs through my makeup collection, it's a thorough investigation. She puts her nose on a powder brush and sneezes on it. Me,...