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I honked my horn at a car whose driver had been driving for almost a mile while on his phone. I could see directly into his car, I could...

I'm growing a massive pimple in the space between my nose and upper lip the day before a special wedding day. I've felt it swell in its...

If a mermaid wants to lure a human to their death with a beautiful, enchanting song, THAT'S THEIR PREROGATIVE. Who are we to judge their...

Chloe's too cool. She doesn't want me to hang around too close to her. She was on the pillow first, and there isn't enough room in this...

I spit out the gnarliest blood clot after my two hour nosebleed. I marveled at its glory. Then I sent him on its way. Like a majestic...

It's so crazy that woman birth children. Without them, we are nothing. Literally nothing. We wouldn't exist. I think about all of the...