Failed In A Sundress
A catastrophic failure for sundress culture I'm not interested in getting railed in a sundress. However, I am interesting in wearing a...
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Aug 25, 2021
If You're Cheugy & You Know It, Purchase A Beaded Necklace
The youth won't know you're a geriatric millennial hehe.
Aug 22, 2021
How to Resist Pretending You’re Filming a Vogue ‘Beauty Secrets’ Video While You Get Ready
With a little willpower and maybe a snake, it can be done!
Aug 18, 2021
30 Minute Soul-Renewing Yoga— Oh Nevermind, The Cat Stole The Yoga Mat
Butthole-facing cat... Do you mind waiting until I finish cleaning my butthole on your yoga mat? KTHX.
Aug 15, 2021
How I Finesse My Way Out of Answering Those Damn ‘Where Are You From’ Questions
“Sir, I came from my mother’s womb”
Aug 11, 2021
The Sun Sparkles On The Water As I Fight For My Life (aka Run)
At least the sound of the waves masks my huffing and puffing?
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