A catastrophic failure for sundress culture
I'm not interested in getting railed in a sundress. However, I am interesting in wearing a sundress in summer. In this most noble endeavor, I have failed miserably. Between now and the time it becomes weather-inappropriate, I will be making up for lost time by living in sundresses. Yes, I will work from home in a poufy, floufy sundress. No further questions at this time.