Congratulations On Nothing


An exchange of words.

"Are you from Korea?"

"I'm from Guam actually."

"Oh, Guam. I could tell."

"Could you now?"

"Yea, I can tell you have a very kind spirit."

"Thanks."

"Guam, eh?"

"Yep."

"Wow. Congratulations."

"Thank you."

And that was my most awkward interaction of the week. I've never been congratulated by a stranger for literally doing nothing outstanding. Usually I'm the awkward one, but man, that guy-- I actually should have congratulated him instead. For being first place at being semi-racist and fully awkward at talking to ladies.

Btw, I don't have the kindest spirit. So it was presumptuous of him to say so. The audacity of some people.

-j

thank you, love you, xoxo ✨

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