Humans on a trail in Mount Rainier National Park: Oh look, honey, it’s one of them hoary marmots!
Hoary Marmot: Umm ok, there’s no need to be rude.
Humans: Look how hoary it is!
Hoary Marmot: Like, I don’t even know you guys.
Humans: He’s so chubby and buck-toothed.
Hoary Marmot: Alright, listen here, buttholes!
-j
