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Marmot Country

Humans on a trail in Mount Rainier National Park: Oh look, honey, it’s one of them hoary marmots!

Hoary Marmot: Umm ok, there’s no need to be rude.

Humans: Look how hoary it is!

Hoary Marmot: Like, I don’t even know you guys.

Humans: He’s so chubby and buck-toothed.

Hoary Marmot: Alright, listen here, buttholes!


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