Holidays are cool and all, but what's with peoples' assholeness magnified 1,000 percent. Not like their assholes are magnified, but their assholeness. It's crazy. Aren't we supposed to share joy and loving spirits? No, instead we're driving like buttholes and acting like entitled boomers.
Ok, boomers.
Merry Chrysler, you ho ho ho's.
-j
